Why I Don't Pray Anymore

As a teenager, I would pray nightly that the good lord would turn me into a girl. My prayer would always start, "Dear God, I am coming to you for this the [enter number of nights I had prayed] night in a row, to ask..." This went on for something like five or six years - I got up to around 2,000 days, I think - before I gave up on that gender reassignment method. Its no wonder I'm an agnostic!